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mcelmer42 Professional member

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Status / Updated More than a month ago
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Homebase
Chicago, IL
Title
Actor

Overview

  • Bio

    I was born in South Bend, Indiana and now live in Chicago, IL. It has always been my dream and goal to be in movies. I love entertaining people.

  • Interests and Activities

    Laughing, enjoying other people's company, making other people laugh, making only myself laugh, movies, TV, drinking, any physical contact sport, partying, and having fun doing stupid things and being inappropriate.

  • Favorite Books

    The Brothers Karamazov

  • Favorite Music

    Everything

  • Favorite Talent

    Being funny and inappropriate

  • Favorite Movies

    There's just way too many good ones out there....favorite summer movies Wet Hot American Summer and Dazed and Confused

  • Favorite TV Shows

    Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Seinfeld, Law and Order, Simpsons, South Park, Rob and Big, History Channel, Discovery Channel, PBS

  • Favorite Quotes

    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day" -Dean Martin "Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!" -Matt Stone and Trey Parker (Team America)

mcelmer42
  1. Gender

    Male
  2. Age Range

    17 - 26
  3. Height

    6' 0"
  4. Weight

    180 lbs
  1. Ethnicity

    White/Caucasian
  1. Eye Color

    Green
  2. Hair Color

    Brown
  3. Hair Length

    Short

Credits

Actor on Why Do We Laugh? (2004)

Actor on Hello Dolly! (2003)

Actor on The Government Inspector (2003)

Actor on The Fortress (2005)

Actor on Candid (2006)

  1. Stats

    1211 views
  2. Member since

    3/30/2008